Dumbass Contractors

Want to be lied to?

Hire a consultant.

Want the truth?

Hire a Dumbass.

Here at Dumbass Contractors, we have neither the time nor patience to kiss your ass and tell you what you want to hear. Instead we tell you what you need to hear.

It’s called Radical Honesty.

We’re here to teach contractors, tradesmen, and homeowners how to navigate the construction process, save money, and enjoy the experience.

Smarten Up!

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For Tradesmen…

It’s not easy being a contractor or tradesman. The hours are long, the work is physically demanding, and the job is thankless. You need someone on your side. I can help.

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For Homeowners…

If you’re maintaining, building, or renovating a house, and you can’t figure out why contractors and tradesmen won’t respond to your phone calls, I can help.